So You Think I’m A Barstard

It’s been far too long since I put thoughts to keyboard, and to be honest, I have been too pre-occupied to be coherent so I have abstained for a while.

My world since Christmas has been depressing, I have been unable to sleep (A perfect time to write I hear you say, but writing something that wasn’t said in anger and getting my skinny white arse litigated all the way back to my mothers womb is probably not a good idea) and writing down what was in my head would probably be as boring as watching snails masturbate (think about that for a while) I’m sure you don’t want to hear the endless arguments in my head about what I could have done differently on the day my work place was shut down, or how the Owner of the actual business has screwed all the staff here 6 ways from Sunday, so you see my self imposed sabbatical was done with the mental health of my small but intellectually superior audience in mind. I didn’t want to fuck with your heads.

I promised earlier that I would call Obama out to the mat for being an utter barstard, and yes, its true, Obama has been an utter Barstard, but not in the manner you may think, Obama has been a grade A barstard to the Republican party, his master stroke of barstardry basically boils down to his public preaching of bi-partisanship, then running his stimulus package through Congress with out so much as the cons getting to dot an “i” or cross a “t” and having it slide out the other intact and un-sullied It’s just a pity that the senate treated it like the cousin who just attended her first red neck family reunion.

There has also been other Barstardry around the globe, the shit fight in Gaza and Israel spring immediately to mind, seriously, what the fuck happened there, both side are blaming each other, and Hamas needs to get its own house in order because you don’t go poking a lion with nothing more than a small pointy twig, because as we have all just seen, a Lion doesn’t always know when enough is enough,  and you will lose something, in this case it was probably more good luck than good management that prevented to total annihilation of Palestine. Not that I condone in any way the completely over the top response of Israel, unfortunately in this case, two wrongs still don’t make a right, and my thoughts go out to a friend of mine who lives near the Israel Palestine border, he is lucky to be alive at the moment as he was walking home one afternoon when a Katyusha rocket landed about 100 meters away from him, fortunately he had just turned a corner and a building protected him from any shrapnel, to say that he wants to see Palestine crushed into the dirt is an understatement. I know this is a complex problem and I have no answers other than to get all the US B52’s to fly over the area, wing tip to wing tip and flatten the entire area and start all over again.

I also spent my time by putting a simple web page together for a local Dragon Boat club, who would have thought that  somewhere with only a dinky little man made lake would be able to support such a thing, but its growing in popularity and there is even talk of having to get another boat.

So there you are folks, I’m currently looking for work, so if you know of a high paying job where I only have to put in a few hours a week and get huge benefits, please feel free to let me know